Breaking news...

This just in, from "Doppler Dave", one of Amarillo's weathermen:

This isn't the kind of cold front that blows in and takes the shingles off your house. Its the kind of front that just eases in, so if your weiner dog was outside today, it's probably okay.

What???!?

I was laughing out loud, and Chris insisted that I knew what Dave meant. I.honestly.have.no.idea.